did somebody in minneapolis get raptured?

this morning, i noticed these clothes in an exterior corner of minneapolis' main post office.

sure, it's possible that somebody left a pair of inside-out boxer briefs, a pair of shorts, and 2 (folded!?!) t-shirts for a reason, but could it also be proof that at least ONE minneapolitan has been found to be righteous?

left behind

didn't venture out today, but here's a picture that i snapped friday night of a bike wheel locked to the rack near the federal reserve...

was there some sort of bike "rapture" that i hadn't heard about that left this "naughty" wheel behind? or i 'spose it's more likely that the bike's owner just forgot about the quick-release thing, and somebody snatched the rest of the bike. yeah, prob the 2nd one...